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Useless Satisfaction Guarantee

The Useless Pancreas guarantees your satisfaction on all eligible purchases made through our marketplace.  Get a refund if your item doesn't arrive, arrives damaged or simply looks funny.  (Kidding on that last part, but you know what we mean). 😊


Please note that this guarantee cannot apply to packages delayed by uncontrollable circumstances such as natural disaster, war, customs or packages returned to the sender for refusal to pay imposed customs, tariffs, taxes, or postal carrier fees.  Please be sure to check each seller's Shipping & Delivery Box, located on each product listing on our marketplace for each seller's specific shipping, delivery, and return policies.


For questions or to submit a request, please send a message to: hello@uselesspancreas.com. 


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