Reach more customers. 

Promote your brand.

Make more sales with Useless Ads. 



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Easy to start.

It's simple. Choose one package below and the product(s) you would like to promote. We'll take care of the rest! 
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Ads for every budget.

Created with value and peformance in mind, ad packages start at only $59!

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Getting the word out.

From featured search products to beautiful display banners reflecting your brand, find different ways to reach new customers.

Ad Packages

Level up and get the word out with any of our three affordable ad packages below.  Receive an entire month of onsite advertising with each package. 

$59

per month

Promote a Product

One featured product in search. 

Choose any one product to be featured toward the top of the search results and in the search results bar.



$99

per month

Boost your Brand

One featured product in search and on the home page. Display a branded banner created by us. 

· Choose any one product to be featured toward the top of the search results, in the search results bar and on our home page. 


· Proudly display a beautiful banner representing your brand at the top of a relevant collection page.  (We'll even create the banner for you free of charge!)


$149

per month

All in! 

Two featured products in search, on the home page and in recommendation emails. Display a branded banner created by us and sponsor a newsletter. 

· Feature two products toward the top of the search results, in the search bar and on our home page.


· Proudly display a beautiful banner representing your brand at the top of a relevant collection page. (We'll even create the banner for you free of charge!)


· Have your products displayed in recommendation emails to customers that made a recent related purchase with us. 


- Sponsor a targeted newsletter sent to customers that will benefit from your products. 


Questions answered.

Technically, they don't run. They just sort of appear. Get it? OK, OK.  

They'll run at the beginning of the month and will run throughout the entire month. 

An entire month! 

Well, we're not complety sure... yet.  What we can tell you is that with over 70,000 monthly page views, thousands of subscriber emails, automations and other customer touchpoints, we're confident that your ads will be seen by customers looking for products just like yours.  If you don't see an increase in sales at least equivalent to what you spend in advertising, then we won't charge you.  It's on us. 

You sure can, but please reach out to us first, so we can provide the specifications.  Of course, if you would like us to create one for, we'll do it free of charge!  (We're good like that you know.) 
We're out of silly jokes (just kidding... mostly 😀), but you can reach out to us at anytime via this contact form.